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It was a dark and stormy night, around 4 pm (p.m. for you Chicagonians). A blinding light flashed across the sky, illuminating the otherwise calm Blackberry Lane. A man stumbled towards the dark and foreboding house in the middle of the street. Its door hanging open like a gaping
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Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip? Bear's paws are sweaty, knees weak, tail is heavy; There's vomit on his collar already: mom's spaghetti.
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Aaaaand we're back! After one full glorious year hiatus from the TWC, the international publication with the hardest-hitting sources and stories, our writers (both paid and unpaid, local and international, hired and…otherwise affiliated) are back, better than ever, and ready to make this Christmas edition even
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How the weeks fly by: The Christmas edition of The Weekly Comet is already upon us! There really is nothing week about it. If you're reading this you know the game: Wildly accurate assessments of family members' past present and future, with little regard to the laws
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Christmas Edition!!! (bet ya didn't see this coming) Christmas. Weekly. Comet. Edition....Words. Separated. By. Periods. This is it, the edition you’ve been waiting for (well, since last Christmas), and we’re going to tell you all the juicy secrets, spill all the beans; then clean up
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Welcome to The Weekly Comet Birthday Issue! This 79th web issue is dedicated to…wait for itttt….Joanna Hartung, a close friend of the DA. Since we don’t really know when Jo’s birthday is exactly, we decided to take this time to celebrate her! So without further ado…
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There's just a little more rain in the air than usual. Between the cold northern wind and one very disoriented Craigslist Santa shouting at the top of his lungs, this time of year just *screams* Christmas. And, when the LKS's "advanced interrogation techniques" are
There's nothing week about it.
Politics: They're Coming For You Voting season is upon us! And let's be honest, we're not exactly sure 100% certain where everyone stands on the issues. The number of pigeons allowed on Tangent properties is such a highly devisive issue that to keep from
BREAKING NEWS As your only reliable news network, we thought we’d take some time to address the unusual occurrence that is affecting everyone in the DeVyldere household. Through this terrible time, we ask that our readers (yeah you) do what they can to keep everyone healthy and safe. The
Heck yes we’re back! Blah blah blah here’s the haps in the DeVyldere clan!: Keturah D: The last of the kids, and yet the first to die her hair purple! That’s right, Keturah D. is making her own way in the world, her bangs and hair marking
(Thanksgiving special edition) It's that time of year again!! The time when T.W.C writers finally have time off...exactly the amount of time it takes to create a fabulously non-fact-based special Thanksgiving edition! This edition will answer many questions, such as involving Rachel Leichtenstein:
Marriages, DeVylderes, Goats, Oh My! You can probably tell from the title, but the TWC editors finally watched the Wizard of Oz! And in other news, a date has been set for the elusive DeVyldere wedding of 2020. Mark it in your calendars folks: August 29th will be a day
He’s Back! If you haven’t heard by now, you should probably check your e-mail, (for Keturah intel of course), but Micah D. was spotted approximately 4 Euros ago in the DeVyldere Academy, (AKA the DA.) While no one knows how he got there, many adjustments are being
(comments and criticisms welcome...more or less) Welcome back!!! Blah blah blah we’re back for good and with new and improved sarcasm, now let’s get on with it………………………………………………………….. And now an article from our newest reporter (not including Grace): Keturah’s DeVyldere Update DeVyldere’s are on a
Hello! And welcome to the spring edition of The Weekly Comet! That's right, we're a quarterly now. This quarter, anyway.There's a buzzing in the air... and I'm not just talking about the LKS's new-found drone—It's
Welcome, to our 70th issue, and Christmas Update Spectacular! That's right, just like Santa Claus, you can't keep The Weekly Comet from breaking into your house, stealing your cookies, gift wrapping five or six used retainers, and leaving you wanting more. So much has happened during
Thanksgiving Edition Giving Thanks...again It’s that time of year. The time where massive amounts of food is eaten, and roasted turkeys are named (shout out to Cara #23, the turkey.) Yes, it’s Thanksgiving. In the midst of spontaneous conga lines and punch dancing, the DeVyldere family has
Good Evening That's right. Just like death, taxes, and those peanut butter stains in the breakfast nook, this publication just keeps coming back—no matter how many times Mom tries to paint over it. In this very special edition, we'll be checking in with all of
Special Update Edition! National News Alert: members of the DA have concluded special efforts should be made in attempt to save several artists from their phobias of dams. This rare fear has managed to manifest in the artist’s music, causing said singers to suddenly sing “DAM” in the middle