He’s Back!

If you haven’t heard by now, you should probably check your e-mail, (for Keturah intel of course), but Micah D. was spotted approximately 4 Euros ago in the DeVyldere Academy, (AKA the DA.) While no one knows how he got there, many adjustments are being made to accommodate this reinstated DA student. The trampoline will be reserved for sleeping purposes (and Jet) until further notice. Also, the bananas are being placed under 24 hour video surveillance, and the LKS is running frantically through the streets mumbling orders about upping their security procedures. Some claim Micah has gotten taller, others cling to the idea that it’s just his new sense of self-esteem that’s made us become aware of the tallness. One thing we all can agree on is the power struggle between Jet and Micah will be one to watch.

In completely unrelated news, Johanna is coming on August 26th to visit us! She’ll be leaving in late September, but not without memorizing each and every one of our middle names and birthdays.

Switcharoo

News update: the DA is (finally) overcrowded, and changes are coming! The rooms will be reorganized and refilled with reinvented individuals, and it will occur in the following 5 phases:

Phase 1: total destruction of all rooms.

Phase 2: Ezra moves outside to be with Micah and/or Jet in a nearby tree, while Jewel and Keturah raid his room and claim it as their own.

Phase 3: Ezra eventually tires of the lack of squealing and returns to the house and stages an all out war against the girls.

Phase 4: The girls yell: FOR NARNIAAAAA! Charging forward with God on their side, as well as a giant river.

Phase 5: Ezra admits utter defeat, captures the Fluffin and resides in the bedroom upstairs, after undergoing multiple down-stair-stepping seminars from Mom D.

THIS JUST IN: AURORA ENGAGED?

The DA is in an all-out active search party. What are they trying to find? The numerous signed letters signed by Elijah D., claiming that he will NEVER get married. Until this concrete evidence can be found, Elijah’s engagement to Aurora M. will continue.

By now many of you might be asking yourselves: how did this come about? The event took place at the coast on Sunday, July 7th, and was a full-scale Uptown Painting project. After girlfriend-napping Aurora and stealing away to the coast with friends and siblings, nothing (not even conveniently placed “No Trespassing” signs) could stop him from breaking into Benny Rist’s car, taking the ring box, hiding behind a rock and proposing to his significant other of several years...then promptly throwing the box away.

The result of this was an engagement, one which will go down in both the College Works Dating and Uptown Painting Dating history books.

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