The Weekly Comet 54 (comments and criticisms welcome)
This edition is dedicated to Elijah. Happy 18th birthday!!!
Election Time!!! It is almost turkey time which means election/law passing time! Time for begging people to elect you and your french poodle, time for tree (fort) hugging and saving the endangered species who dwell under Ezra's bed. "Whether they're genetically mutated (patient pending) or not, they still deserve to live." Explained the LKS's lab division 2.0. Below are the measures up for voting this year, please vote yes or no by using the comments below. Note: These votes will be public:
Vote yes on Measure 1234: The L.K.S's right to arm bears.
Vote no on measure 8: Grace D's right to secretly obtain clothing of older siblings, and not give them back.
Vote yes on measure 13: The right to not have Keturah decide what local citizens can wear.
Vote yes on measure 6 (The Stupid Rule): The right to ban the continuing use of extreme foolishness in the household.
Vote yes on measure P.R.N.D.L.E: The right to forbid the L.K.S from driving too illegally.
In other news, Keturah D. is running for household mayor, Jewel D. for household governor, and Sarah D. for household president. We also except write ins. (The L.K.S is running for country wide president but we do not recommend voting for them based on their positions on, well, everything.
