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The Weekly Comet 52nd Edition Spectacular!!!!!

Faith De Vyldere

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  T.W.C's 52nd anniversary!!!!!!!!!! Get ready for an epically created, fundamentally fundamental, explosion of a post! This week, a full-out NEW T.W.C celebrating our 52nd edition on the blog. (That's right, we're just that original.) There will be NEW pics, NEW stories, and tons of other NEW things that have been happening in our tremendously awesome household. This will be the coolest, creative-ist, most spectacular NEW edition that anybody has seen before! Get ready to be NEWLY amazed. This NEW edition is also dedicated to Mark Bowser D. (D. for aDopted) (The reason for #markbowsersays)
 Happy new 25th birthday Mark !!!!!!

 

(P.S is the word “NEW” starting to sound weird to you???)

 

 

 

New car!!!! Last Last Thursday evening, Dad and Elijah D. drove away, never to be seen again. When they were seen again, they were in separate cars, which (after careful consideration between the L.K.S members) could only mean one thing: Elijah got a car! Elijah's car is a green stick shift 1997 subaru legacy and an awesome one at that. When Elijah was asked about the car he answered: "It's not blue, like some people think,"(Pause for dramatic effect) "...and you can quote me on that."

 

Elijah picture
Plus sign
Steering wheel
Equals sign
New Car pic 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

(The car's name and thereforth gender is up for debate so if you have any ideas please post them in the comment section and they will be taken into consideration.)

 

 

 

 

 

The Kid'din Wheel One of the most common mistakes of the Carton Wheel (Sarah's science fair project from last year) was that it was an awesomely created masterpiece of travel technology from the start, but it wasn't. Up until about a week ago the soon to be "The Kidd'n Wheel" was just "The Carton Wheel." Yep, it was sitting out there in the front of our driveway, unsuspecting and unaware that it's whole world was about to be  transformed. On our way to play out on the road, we decided to attach a longer rope to it and try it out. After giving the test kid a bicycle helmet, we tried it and "The Kid'dn Wheel" was created. After numerous attempts ending in numerous children lying on the ground, we finally managed to keep our creation on the ground, which meant we move to the next step in protocol: Testing limits. We found out many things in this part of "The Kid'dn Wheel" development. Like the contraption DOES NOT like to role on certain surfaces such as sand, gravel, grass, and any other surface besides concrete. We also found out that "The Kid'dn Wheel doesn't like to take sharp turns, and reacts in a manner much like flipping the kid sitting on it over, except much more vigorously. "The Kid'dn Wheel" has opened our eyes to see what can be done in the future of DeVyldere technology, and there will most-likely be more like this invention in the maybe not so distant future.  

 

 

 

 

 

Rumor column Dad D. was caught on school premises vandalizing a tree Keturah sleeps in her mind The L.K.S is planning to break one of Sarah's old school friends out of prison. When asked about their endeavor the L.K.S responded: "Knife in a cake, so overrated." Rachel and Grace D. are coming out with a new  multilingual album titled "Donde Esta La Madre" Elijah D. was dropped off last week by yet ANOTHER girl, but the jury has to come to a conclusion of whether her car is light brown or light gray before even thinking about background checking the female.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Newsflash (Did you know?) That the term "copping out" did NOT originate from when people tried to end a skit by having multiple cops come in? That there is such a thing as a lemon cucumber?
 That the DeVyldere household has a drama club?
 Now you know

 

 

 

 

Thank you for reading The Weekly Comet!!!

 

 

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