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Faith De Vyldere

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Please proceed to the following L.K.S edition:

 

L.K.S: Rain proofing Due to our glorious Oregon weather, fall/winter season (AKA the raining-for-5-months-without-stop season) is on the verge of starting, so to be prepared, the L.K.S has been rain proofing their winter fort (AKA the chillin’ place) so it does not leak. The complicated process took most of last week and involved bricks, tarps, and nails, and was, well, complicated. They are nearly finished and are now remodeling the inside.

 

 

 

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Rain Rain Go away, Come Again on Umbrella Day To celebrate the first day of pouring down rain this fall, the L.K.S has decided to have a special celebration including rain dancing, singing in the rain, and colorful rain coats. I know what you're thinking: "When IS the first day of rain?" well we can never really be sure, but the L.K.S's personal weather forecast thingy (AKA the computer) says it should be tomorrow, so that's when the ceremonial get together will be held. (Worse case scenario it's just them standing outside with a spray-bottle.)

 

 

 

 

Newsflash (Did you know?) That Sarah D.’s new music video is finally coming out? That there IS a DeVyldere dictionary in the making? That over 98% of people believe things they read? Now you know

 

 

 

 

 

Rumor column Joel is starting his own company. (When asked about this “new job” Joel responded: don’t tell the government.) Ben R. and Elijah D. climbed up Jeff.................backwards. The L.K.S is protesting outside of Cleveland, something to do with the constitution and their right to arm bears. The L.K.S has foolproof plan to fire a bazooka at Santa-claus....or so they think.

 

 

 

 

Next week Sarah's new music video is coming, don't miss it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

 

 

 

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