The Weekly Comet 49 (comments and criticisms welcome)

The return of Ralphy: Ralphy Gon' Loco On Sunday, DeVyldere kids spotted a black and brown weiner dog in our back yard. Ralphy had returned, (no doubt looking for Cookie), and since he can get through between the fence, there's no reason trying to keep him out. Ralphy became fast friends with Drake and Josh throughout the evening, but when we were getting ready to go to the Calapooia, a group of people walked by. It turns out, they were Ralphy's owners, and they told us that they named him Loco (no doubt short for Ralphy.) And that is the ending of another no doubt spectacular adventure in Adventures with Ralphy. Join us next time for Ralphy takes city hall.
Anonymous tip: "Theres a one-hour-flu going around in Corvallis."
The Black Hut (an article by Jewel D.) Many people have tried to make the Blackberry Tunnel, (A.K.A The Black Hut), into different buildings of sorts, but very few have succeeded. For example, Black Wall (one of the old buildings they made out of the blackberry tunnel, (good for stashing cupcakes.)) But anyway, why not make something else out of the blackberry tunnel? Something I like to call “The Black Hut Hotel” and it's team: Founder/designer Ezra D. Construction/designer Faith D. Gift shops: Keturah D./Sala V. Chef: Sarah D. And Lobby manager/Room service: Jewel D.
Here's what the staff has to say: Ezra D. says: “It's hut like.” Faith D. says: “Lots of things.”
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Rumor column Apparently, due to new information, we have discovered that Captain america is in fact NOT 2 superheroes, but Chris Evans is. Sarah D. is coming out with a new music video for her new single: "We haven't come up with a name for it yet." (Directed and produced by Faith D..)
News flash
(Did you know?) That Grandma D.'s birthday was last Friday? That Micah got a new job? That everything's better when you're part of a team? Now you know
Warning: the following may or may not be an add Come to Keturah's fashion show!!! There's gonna be dresses and cool outfits presented by our very own Keturah D., a puppet show, and a dollhouse reenactment by yours truly, Keturah D.. Don't miss it, coming to you this Tuesday. (Click HERE to close) if this does not work, please click HERE
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