Weekly Comet

The Weekly Comet 44 (comments and criticisms welcome)

Jet Sky Last Saturday night, (pause for dramatic effect/Hannah singing the first line of that song of which she only knows the first line of), Grace D., after coming home from going to otter beach with some friends and family, was told by Dad D. that Rachel, Hannah, yours truly, and himself had been looking for a kitten to give to her for her birthday and had found 2 and that we thought it would be best if she picked one out herself. Long story short, Grace picked an adorable male black kitten with white paws. Of course, by now there's no reason to keep describing him because all you want to see is him:

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Jet! Jet Sky is what Grace (after half-hours of time and consideration) has finally decided. Rumor has it that it's a hyphenated name, but no one knows for sure, just like with Jewel Anne, or is it Jewel-Anne??? But before you get too confused with that I would like to say that he is the smallest kitten we have ever gotten and by that he's also the cutest. As Grace has put it (more than once) "his eyes can melt your heart" so let's just hope that he doesn't take over Grace's and my room. Anyway, Jet has blueish-green eyes, a white belly and the tiniest claws ever. Please enjoy this video of us interviewing him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oErHsqmuoPw&authuser=0

Last Sunday/The Last Breakfast Last Sunday morning was our last Sunday at the Lebanon Four-Squirggle church, so to commemorate the morning, Dad invited all the older kids and some friends to a big and fantastic tasting breakfast complete with pancakes and berry sauce, scrambled eggs with avocado, yogurt, and GF/DF banana waffles. After the breakfast everyone piled into cars and drove over to the church for the service honoring Mom and Dad and their fabulous children's years at the church. There was an extra long worship and then people got up and shared about Mom and Dad and even Grandma Mary and Grandpa John came to support them. Afterwards, because no party is complete without food, there was a lot of fruit and cake and cupcakes.

Grace's B-Day Of course you probably think you already know what this story is about, because the "B" stands either for Binoculars or Bintidous (the inexplicable capability to be able to hide in a bin of any size (patent pending DeVyldere diseases)) but no, this has nothing to do with either of those things, it has to do with Grace's Birthday. See, B as in birth, (apparently people use it all the time.) But anyhoo, Grace turned 14 last Saturday and had a sleepover Friday night which included jumping on the trampoline, watching a too dramatic chick flick, and roasting/burning marshmallows which ended up in an all out dance party while we were waiting for the fire to go down. Grace is also going to have a family party this week sometime. Happy late B-Day Grace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The House Due to recent overcrowding in Tangent, The mayor (did you know we have a mayor?) decided to build a house. Honestly I'm not sure what I'm suppose to say about it. Except for: It's a new house, not a mouse not much more than it's a blouse. (Part of Grace's new line of on the spot limericks.)

Word of the Day: Yes we're that awesome, and I can happily say that you probably won't use this word ever.....at all. I mean 10 points to the one who does. Hey, what are word searches for any way if not to find new words that you can't pronounce? And the word of the day is: Woah, did anyone else have like a Sesame Street flashback right then? And the word is: Pluie...............Now, if I told you what that means that would be cheating. Of course half of you are pulling out your phones by now and looking it up, unless of course you're Rachel. Have a nice 7 days, (A.K.A week.)

Floppy face mud bakery and sculpting The floppy face bakery and sculpting has opened with it's new owners Jewel and Ezra at a building near you. Stop by and try one of their creative and dirty ways to enjoy a mud pie, or devour their special: Brown on a Stick. Enjoy them in all flavors: Clay, Compost, Dirt, Mud, Undefined, Gummy worm souffle, and much more. But you better act fast, they are selling like hot mud. Besides the fact that the health inspector will be visiting tomorrow. the floppy face bakery is not responsible for any side effects after eating or inhaling sloppy face products. The sloppy face bakery has the right to refuse service, to any old person, health inspector, or mouseskito.

Rumor column:
The floppy face bakery has passed the health inspection, now let's remember, this is the rumor column. Ezra became a news reporter and died of boredness. Hannah found a snake in her bed when she woke up. Sarah went to splash and got into a fight with david (whoever he is.)

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