The Weekly Comet 43 (comments and critcisms welcome)


Let us just start by saying we are just as surprised as you! The weekly comet? Coming out in the middle of summer? In this economy? But just like how bees can fly airplanes or global warming, scientists have never really cracked the code of when this fine newspaper’s
It was a dark and stormy night, around 4 pm (p.m. for you Chicagonians). A blinding light flashed across the sky, illuminating the otherwise calm Blackberry Lane. A man stumbled towards the dark and foreboding house in the middle of the street. Its door hanging open like a gaping
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip? Bear's paws are sweaty, knees weak, tail is heavy; There's vomit on his collar already: mom's spaghetti.
Aaaaand we're back! After one full glorious year hiatus from the TWC, the international publication with the hardest-hitting sources and stories, our writers (both paid and unpaid, local and international, hired and…otherwise affiliated) are back, better than ever, and ready to make this Christmas edition even