The Weekly Comet 41 (comments and criticimss)
Ag fest
Last Saturday, Grandma D., along with Ezra, Keturah, Jewel, Sarah, Faith, and Grace D. went to an agricultural festival, (also known as Ag fest), in Salem. There were a lot of fun things to do including riding horses and going on tractor races on tiny tractors. Some of their favorite parts of Ag fest was the commercial building with all the free samples, and spinning the wheel at the dairy section where Grace won free ice cream.
Keturah says: "They had green cherries, and red cherries, and yellow cherries..." (Inside joke)
Jewel's title bump Jewel D., also known as Jewbie, Jewbie-doo, Jewbie-lee, or JJ, has gotten a recent title bump on T.W.C staff. She has jumped from the title "scoop digger" to "assistant manager" which of course means assistant to me, the head to this corporation. Jewel has been a loyal employee and has helped idealize most of the best changes in the T.W.C corporation. Her boss says, and I quote: "I am glad that Jewel is still with us and that she has gotten the appreciation she deserves."
Aloha This edition of T.W.C is sponsored by the people that are studying the speak in a week program vigorously at the D.H (A.K.A the DeVyldere household.)
Anonymous tip: "The second episode of The Voice DeVyldere style is coming out next week."
Forts Ezra, Jewel, and Keturah D. have been in the fundamental process of making these masterpieces for about two weeks now but weathering has caused physical difficulties (wind) that have made Jewel and Keturah's forts absolute. Ezra's fort, however, remains intact. Now, before I show you this glorious fort via the inter-web, I would like to point out that this fort is not licensed as necessarily legal, so it's technically NOT a threat to the army:
A random conversation--
Elijah: Why didn't I get a chocolate rose for Valentines day? Jewel: Because you're the Debarker, and when you debark the trees you kill them. And when there are no trees there are no roses, and then there is no reason to make chocolate roses. Elijah:............!
Dirt Babies- by Grace D.
Dirt Babies, what a weird thing. Dirt babies are little sacks of dirt that have grass seed in them, and have faces on them. You put them in a cup full water and watch them grown. Once they have grown a full head of grass, you very carefully make the biggest mess you can while cutting the dirt baby's hair. And then realize that you better run for you life because that's your sibling's dirt baby!
Rumor column JJ's B-day is May 32 While you waiting for that to sink in, the Worcester clan is coming to visit in march. Rachel went to a middle school dance. Sarah's back massage salon has closed. All coupons and record of it every existing has been destroyed.... You're next......
Newsflash (Did you know?) That yesterday was Isaiah D.'s 25th birthday? That today is Grandma Mary's 71st birthday? That the first day of spring is in March? Now you know
Black out- by Grace D.
Last night in parts of Corvallis and Albany the power went out due to an equipment failure in the Hazel-wood substation. Though it was only out for a couple of hours, it affected thousands of homes and businesses. Utility workers have warned that there could be in and out power loss due to work being done on it.
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