Weekly Comet

The Weekly Comet 40 (comments and criticisms welcome)

Goodbye Cookie Last Friday night at dinner Mom and Dad D. announced that we are getting rid of our beloved dog Cookie. As it turns out that with Ralphy always hanging around and Cookie always getting out and disturbing the piece, she is a public nuisance. Though we will miss cookie dearly we know that she needs to be with someone who can train her and pay a lot of attention to her. There will be a service for Cookie later this week to commemorate her time with us. Of course, Cookie is not gone yet, but based on Parents D. statistics, they'll take her to the pound by the end of the week.

Hannah's B day parte Last Friday, approximately 4 days, or 96 hours, and 24 years ago (give or take) Hannah D. was born. To celebrate this celebrate worthy holiday there was a birthday party for her on Tuesday were she got (among other things) a gigantic card and an unknown munchkin popped out of one of her presents. She also went to see Captain America 2 with some friends on Sunday.

Meina!!!!!!!!!!

Last Thursday night, also known as when we had passover, Micah and Lena made the announcement that they are dating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Of course, I knew this already, being an expert at these sorts of things, but it still very exciting. For those of you who don't know Lena Yakovleva, she's pretty AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And for those of you who don't know Micah, you're missing out. Anyway, congratulations to them both because they are a very cute couple, and if you were wondering what is up with Meina, (pronounced M-ae-na) it's the celebrity couple name we gave them.

Passover

By Grace D. Now I know what most you arn't thinking: "The DeVylderes are jewish. I mean come on, passover is a jewish holiday." But no, the DeVylderes just like celebrationg passover. witch consists of horse radish, motza, and new wine, (A.K.A grape juice.) And we of course had a dance party once someone, (cough cough grace), found the motza. Over all, Passover last Thursday night was epic.

Anonymous tip: "Lilacs grow on trees."

Indoor soccer by Grace D. Faith Sarah and JJ (Jewel D.) will be starting indoor soccer at the boy and girls club of Albania Europe this spring. Many of you would be thinking how on earth would mom let them play soccer indoors? I mean, how many times have we heard her say "No soccer in the house."? But here we have complete cotradiction of her own rules. I mean, what's next? Pillow fights, volley ball, and broom hockey legalized?.... Say tuned for more developments.

News flash (Did you know?) That Grace D. found the matza at passover? That the internet used to be non-existing? That if you run and jump off a cliff you can fly? That we are not liable for any injuries related to the last newsflash? Now you know

Rumor column Elijah runs into airplanes while listening to music and eating blueberry ice cream. Meina is an acronym There is no such thing as blue berry ice cream

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