The Weekly Comet 4 (comments and criticisms welcome)
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Boom boom two percent milk! (Inside joke.)
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The news outside is back, and just like Arnold Swartzenigeri we're here to stay. Today we focus on Gate walkers, a stagnant new web-show that Elijah D. (his character's name is Mike) co-stars in. The show features three other main-character types, and Silas Hart who insisted on being mentioned in the rough draft, but who's name will inevitably be blotted from the records for it's lack of coolness. Anyway, the web-show is pretty awesome, but only because Elijah D. (THE, main character of THE, aforementioned.)
The basic story line of the show is that of three ordinary (except me) who get sucked into the world where the villain has already won. But no-one who lives there had realized it.
Thank you valued viewers (and Silas hart) for tuning in.
The paint ball legend game Sarah (I.O.K.A.I.U.A (I'm O.K.A if u are) the leader of the LKS) says: "It involves four colors of blocks, one Blue, one Yellow, one Red, and one Green. Now even though Rachel said we can't play it anymore, I'll teach you. If you get touched by a Green you have to go down like a dog, and if you get touched by a yellow you have to go down on your knees, if you get touched by a blue it's one footed, if you get touched by a red you have to get down on your hands and knees except for one hand, and if you get touched by a double red your no handed on your knees but you have to put your hands behind your back. And it has to be played on the trampoline, otherwise it would never work."
Anonymous tip: GRWC (God Rocks Worship Camp) is in two weeks!!And mom is buying more fake wigs!!
The Movie column New movies: None. The life of a cat did not come out. New documentaries: One. Behind the scenes of GRWC. Estimated out come: The last week of July. New music videos: None. But the we are music video comes out the first week of August.
Moriah's raspberries
Note that this is an ADD
Come to Moriah's raspberries! Where everything is related to raspberries somehow!!!!Enjoy some free samples!!!Lemonade: 4 grape twists.
Raspberry lemonade (with our secret ingredient) 3 raspberries
And though we got a horrible review from the health inspector, the stuff tastes great! Oh, by the way, you can't sue us.
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Block Sculptures:
Once again The DeVyldere academy's best architects, (AKA the LKS), are at it again, building cities from what use to be just a pile of rubble in a box, (literally). The towers go up and down every day, just like the the builders mood's. And it's almost as simple as that, but building permits are harder to get a hold of than you think!
Rumor column
Jerusha got married ( but Elijah crashed her wedding with Charlie and got married instead.)
Faith's book disappeared, (and she still thinks it's lost.)
Elijah is dating a former neurosurgeon (now a school teacher) 's daughter.
Have a good day :)
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The weekly Chuck Norris joke: Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
The Spotlight is on Jerusha
Jerusha is 21, (and a half), she works at the children's farm home, and her favorite movie is 'Horton Hears a Who'. She has yet to set any records, (but she comes close for most nicknames ever), she has never been arrested, and she is also looking for a car.
Hobbies: Reading, watching movies, and gardening/trying to keep my plants alive.
Favorite color: Red.
Nicknames she gave us: I am often called Rusha or rush by my family, sis or sister by mom and dad, and Joel programmed Siri to call me mrs. Stupid face whenever I ask her a question. I will answer to most things with two exceptions.
Nicknames she will kill you for calling her by: Ruby, Jungle gym,Boo boo,and Jerry.
News flash (Did you know?)
That Elijah has his permit?
That the Fourth of July is next Thursday?
That Canada day is next Monday?
Now you know
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