The Weekly Comet 38 (comments and criticisms welcome)
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Pizza making parte Let's start out by getting this out of the way: We did Not miss spell the word parte on accident. It's pronounced "Par-tae" as in a cooler way of saying the word party. "Why" you may ask, "would you say it in a cooler way?" the answer is quite simple really: Because it's cooler. Besides the point, last Thursday night, Faith, Jewel, and Grandma D. made GF and DF pizza dough and sauce, and it was amazing. This, of course, brings us to our second paragraph: The decorating. Naturally, there was a competition of who could decorate the best pizza, and since grandma was the judge everyone won. Now it is my honor to announce that the pizza pictures will be shown in the photo gallery.2.
Faith's tomato carving business Faith says: "I have started a new business: Tomato carving. You may be pondering why I would ever go in the direction of tomato carving business, but let me ask you something: "Have you ever considered pondering why I HADN'T started in the tomato carving business before?" Anyway, I have made one product so far, it's a tomato cup. Yes, I hollowed out an entire tomato and made it into a cup. It's pretty cool, actually, and it's completely portable!!! Hannahda in Canada Hannah says: "A few weeks ago I went to B.C Canada. We stayed with the salvation army, and they had this this army college where we stayed and prayed with them and stuff." Also, things you probably need to know know about Canada: There money is unbreakable, all their dairy products are super expensive, they say Netherlands in a completely different way than most people, and, no matter how many people have gone there, they have yet to bring back any Canadian bacon. Anonymous tip: The battle rounds of "The Voice" DeVyldere style is coming out soon.3.
Football palooza by Grace D. The game started in simple game of pass the ball. As you can imagine, this could go any where in the DeVyldere house old. I mean just think of how swing baseball, sudden death, and the game without a name started: Some bored DeVyldere children got bored of just back bombing so the initial response was to make it more dangerous, hence more fun. In fact, as far back as I can remember, the only fun games/contraptions DeVyldere kids have ever invented was to make something better. Anyway, as I was saying, it all started with a simple game of pass between Faith and Keturah, with the big green ball. An unnamed person, thinking that they were playing monkey in the middle, stepped in the way to stop the ball. This of course, turned into football palooza. Through a lot of shouting and yelling, the game came into full swing. Bases (or in-zones from what I'm told by some of our experts here at the T.W.C) were established by someone running in a certain direction and shouting when they got there. Teams were established by if the person passed the ball to you, then you were on there team. Now don't get me wrong, we're not the most knowledgeable children in the way of football. In fact I think that the thing we have most in common with regular football would be the alleged tackling. How to play First of all, if mom/dad start coming down the stairs, there is a call from the foot of the stairs from someone of the name "I'm an Important person." Now that we got that out of the way, Palooza football is played by taking a big ball and chucking it at some unsuspecting person. The ball will either bounce off their head or they will catch it. Now if you, the original thrower, run towards the previously unsuspecting person, they will most likely run away or throw it to another unsuspecting person. This is where you run in, grab it, and start running towards your in-zone. Now, no part of the the L.K.S will let you take THEIR big bouncy ball, so this will result in you probably getting tackled. The LKS will run to their in-zone and score a point. The game is over when at least half of the teams are injured. This has been a really long edition of the story Grace turned in on time. News flash (Did you know?) That Rachel got 1rst in Varsity (please take into account that she is a freshmen) women's long jump with a P.R of 15 feet, 8 inches, and 3 quarters? That I got amazing pics of her in mid-jump? That There is a play with Melody Gerk in it going down at OSU Reser stadium? Now you know Rumour column The Worcesters are coming from Missouri to visit. Ushira is the offspring of Usher and Shakira. Two words: Broom Hockey. #StuffMarkBowsersays "The bus. I love the bus. That's where all the homeless people are." #stuffmarkbowsersays "Guy, sheep are kinda like wild socks." #stuffmarkbowsersays "Now my mustache smells like maple. It's gonna smell like that forever." #stuffmarkbowsersays4.
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