Weekly Comet

The Weekly Comet 36 (comments and criticisms welcome)

Spring break I know what you're thinking: "Yes!!!!!! Spring break!!!!!!!!!!!" (As is most kids all across america.) So, first and foremost, I would like to tell you about my new plan for school: Five day weekends!!!!!!!!!!! It's all part of my election campaign for unofficial student body president of the DeVyldere academy, and now, to the real meaning of this story: SPRING BREAK. Last Saturday morning, Isaiah and Hannah went to Canada, and shortly afterwards, as in Sunday afternoon, Mom, Rachel, Elijah, and Jerusha D. went to Redding California. As you can see, that leaves Dad, Faith, Grace, and the L.K.S home, and since Sarah is back for a whole week, the L.K.S are taking advantage of it by doing what they like to call "Having a blast." These mysterious, exciting, and fun events are best displayed in their words: The L.K.S says: "Here's our list of stuff to do during spring break: World domination, make traps for the big kids, make traps for Santa claus, etc.

Have an eclipsical-like spring break!!!!!!!!!

Hannah goes to Seattle Last week, Hannah went to Seattle with Mark Bowser to get her passport. They had a great time and went to the 70 something floor of a skyscraper where you could look down and see the space needle!!!!!!!!!! Here's some cool pics Han sent in:

Human interest: The L.K.S Dalmatians That's right!! This story has been deemed "Human interest" because "Humans would be interested in it." And so here we are, you're humans, you're interested, let's start with the basics. You may be confused by the title, and at this point you may be wondering why the L.K.S is having anything to do with Dalmatians, which is a funny story actually. It all started when the L.K.S asked your's truly to write "L.K.S donations" on their donations jar. Well, naturally I wrote "L.K.S dalmatians" and waited for them to figure it out. Half an hour later the L.K.S came marching back into the dining room saying that I wrote the wrong word and they knew because there was no S and H to make "Dalma-SH-ian." And after I informed them about how "Tion" makes the sound "Sh," they didn't figure out it was still the wrong word for days. And all that to say that the L.K.S are raising money for new supplies for the L.K.S chilin' place.

Sarah says: "We're raising money to buy necessities like candy, and a lock for the candy." Jewel says: "We're also getting a lamp so we can meet in the middle of night and not tip over the snakes." Ezra says (but imagine it 10 times faster): "Grace says we don't need any more candy because we're too hyper but I don't think we are." Keturah says: "He He He."

Anonymous tip: The Justin Beiber parody music video is finally coming out now that we have a speaker and windows movie maker.

Coupe des ongles des orteils la toujours-by Grace For those of you who are not multivitmin (And yes, for those of you who haven't watched bear grills. It's pronounced Multi-vit-min. Okay, let's all say it together now: Multi-vit-min. One more time for the slow English impersonators, vit-min. Alright, now that we got that straightened out.) or multilingual people. This is the touching drama filled story of a toe nail clipper and a girl who wanted to ride a Lama, and clip her toe nails. Once upon a time Hannah was sitting in the living room complaining about how can't find her toe nails clippers. And randomly accusing grace of taking them. And how they have been missing for months. Though it was largely assumed that the L.K.S had them. As Sarah would say: "Keep your enemies close." Any way so Hannah asked a unnamed child to go retrieve dads toe nail clippers. But when Hannah opened the case to get them there was a different story. Hannah found her missing toenail clippers inside. collective gasp (Insert dramatic Music here.) When put into the light we learned that the toe nail clippers were originally dad's but he bought a new pair when they went mysteriously missing. And thats why in the DeVyldere house it's hide you clippers or die trying. Or something like that, anyway. (The unnamed kid is half way to California by now dad.)

Rumor column Cooking is an Olympic sport. We're selling Cookie to an Olympic runner, so she can motivate him/her. Grace, Faith, Sarah and Jewel made a contraption called the "Thingamabobbin." (Not to be mistaken as the "Thingamajigger," on the cat and the hat, although they are quite similar.)

News flash (Did you know?) That Jewel and Faith are doing indoor soccer? That the mill next to our house is being remodeled? That Mark Bowser is in Los Vegas? Now you know

#StuffMarkBowsersays "I have all the elements of a hot tub in my car." #stuffmarkbowsersays
"There is an eight ball that exists such that I can shake it and ask if there is a light at the end of the tunnel or not." #stuffmarkbowsersays

Photo gallery:

The Eli Eredlyved was here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shrimpanzee. The big branch that Sarah re-planted at the park as a tree. As she says it: "A girl, a branch, some sticks, and a dream." Also: "Steve!Shrimpanzee!Steve!Shrimpanzee!"