Weekly Comet

The Weekly Comet 35 (comments and criticisms welcome)

The Panda Gymnastic team The Panda bear gymnastics team is a remote group in the middle of eastern Asia, either that or the officially unofficial DeVyldere Gymnastics team, which consists of Sarah, Grace, Jewel, and Faith D., with Hannah as they're coach. You may remember them from 2 years ago, when they practiced all summer and even held a competition, the winner being Grace. So anyhoo, they are back and better than ever. With a bar to swing on, a mattress covered with a tarp to flip onto, and Hannah working them until they're super sore, nothing's gonna stop them now. I know what you're thinking: "Why are they the PANDA BEAR gymnastics team?" Well do I have news for you. You see Sarah can be very. . . .dictatorial at times. She wanted the mascot to be a Panda bear and that was that. (Note: There is a possibility that her way into the decision depended on the fact that she had the entire L.K.S to back her up.) And now that we have gotten that out of the way, all that's left is they're gymnastic names: Grace: Beamatress. Faith: Polina. Sarah: Flora. Jewel: Barbra. Rachel (the assistant coach: Wheelia.

Race car madness Last Saturday, DeVyldere kids/neighborhood dogs were startled at a new and odd machine called a "race car." Our neighbors across the street were racing this contraption, and it was going so fast that even Tangent's jogging cop couldn't catch it, but we managed to get some pics anyway:

A trip to Seaside Last Friday-Sunday , Mom and Dad D. went to Seaside with Mr. and Mrs. Stirn. The reason for this vacation is due to the fact that Mrs. Stirn and Mom D. have the same birthday, who would of thunk it?? Mom and D. had a great time. Their favorite parts were running along the prom, eating delicious shrimp and scalloped omelets, and going to an art gallery which had amazing pieces of art. Our favorite part was when they came home with salt-water taffy. Dad also made the following Dad jokes: "We ate the halibut, and it was so good we came back just for the halibut." And: "Well actually, when we came again we got the cod, and it was so good we had to just thank cod." (Forced laughter.)

St. Patrick's day As you may know, St. Patrick's day was yesterday, and there were leprechauns everywhere, and, as you could imagine there was also a LOT of pinching going on. There is not much to say about Saint Patrick's day, other than there are unconfirmed reports that this is the one holiday that Hallmark does not have a card for, but let's just take a step back, away from all the kilts, irish accents, and green little bunny rabbits. Get away from that, and let's just remember the true meaning of St. Patrick's day, as the L.K.S says: "To hunt for eggs. (We haven't found any eggs yet, but we're still looking.") Happy Saint Patrick's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous tip:Dad was a world class chef before he went to college.

Spiderman. Real, or true??(Inside joke) There have been reports about spider man has been hanging around the DeVyldere household, so I decided to look into it. It turns out that a mysterious stranger, (possibly spiderman), has been hanging around in what some people call "new and improved" suit. Here's an image that an anonymous viewer sent in with spider man in his full outfit:

Then I interviewed the local public: Keturah says: "He's very spidery, and he's very very likes T.V shows. And he loves to save people." Ezra says: "Yeah I have met spider man. I pushed him off a cliff once," (Ezra looks off into the distance) "good times, good times." Jewel says: "The L.K.S is hunting him because we're his biggest fans. We want him to autograph our spider man pictures." Sarah says: "I want him, and I want him alive." Grace says: "I don't know what to say about him." Rachel says: "I think that he should stop with the MONKEY business, that he's creating a CATastrophe and that it's imPOSSUMible to catch the DOG-on guy." We tried to put him in court, but honestly, the jury is still out.

Newsflash (Did you know?) That Pie day was last Friday? That Rachel won the 100 meter/mile (we're not sure which one) dash at track? That Rachel also got an M.V.P (Most Valuable Player for those of you who are acronymically challenged) for basketball? Now you know

Titan Gregory Peach Paz treehouse the cat Yes, that's his full and real name, and yes, he's very cute. Here's what we know about him: TG is is a he, and he is white and orange, kind of like a creamsicle. The tree house girls got him yesterday, on March 14th. They are sharing him but he is technically Susie's. It's debatable whether he is spoiled or not, because how could you not love a kitten like that? Titan will be indoors for a while to be protected from the great outdoors, and no, he hasn't been eaten by the chickens. He hasn't wrecked anything yet but he likes to play with Sam's ROV equipment, unfortunately. He is so cute you could explode, and yes, pineapples do work well as bodyguards. So now all that this story needs is some cute pics of him:

Rumor column Certain unclaimed as well as unknown DeVylderes are going to Fiji for spring break. The DeVylderes have gummy dinosaur vitamins. Keturah is a horticulturalist. Leprechauns really don't like you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#StuffMarkBowsersays "There's a 3 legged cat named Clarence in that swamp!" #stuffmarkbowsersays "Hobbies?! I have hobbies! That's the store for me!" #stuffmarkbowsersays "I know what lungs smell like" #stuffmarkbowsersays