The Weekly Comet 33 (comments and criticisms welcome)

Rope Swing

As you can see, they are very happy, or at least Tarzan over here is.
Tournament in Seaside Grace, Dad and Faith went to a tournament in Seaside! After Dad and Faith's game on Friday night, the three of them drove for three hours up to Seaside for Grace's tournament. Grace played 4 games, and of course played amazingly in each, but the rest of her team didn't play very good so they ended up winning only 1. Faith says: "We went to this candy shop that had 170 different flavors of salt water taffy, it was awesome." Grace says: "I'm done with basketball!" Dad says: "It was fun."
Anonymous tip: Clowns are evil. So watch out for funny looking shoes.
Newsflash (DId you know?) That Faith D.'s slash Hannah D.'s slash Dad D.'s last basketball game is tonight? That their last game they went into double overtime and then sudden death? That the capital of Florida is Tallahassee? Now you know
Rumour Column The L.K.S is making a new music video called "We built this trap on rock and roll." Chocolate is the leading cause of death. The market is coming to the DeVyldere yard.
Weakly comet Weather: 5 day forecast: Monday: been there done that..... Tuesday: Hey look that cloud looks like it has a 20% of ruining our picnic. Wednesday: Attention all washingtonish/californians like people: pull out your umbrellas or don't (depending on which one you come from) and stay calm if you have entered the Willamette valley. Thursday: ..........dito
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