The Weekly Comet 32 (comments and criticisms welcome)
As you may know, Keturah has a very sensitive style, meaning she only wears colorful shirts and skirts with leggings. The last time she wore pants was... so as you can see, this is big news. Keturah, (as unofficial official fashion police of the tri state DeVyldere household), has often said that she has a duty to her community. To teach them how many colors you could possibly wear at once, so why did she wear pants yesterday, February 23rd, 2014? This reason can only be explained in Keturah's words: Keturah says: "I did it because I have this new shirt from mom and it doesn't go with any of my skirts, so I wore pants. The reason I like it so much is because it has a cute little puppy with a tiara, and it says "Princess in charge." And there you have it. This is bigger than if Grace had Ranch Dressing on her salad (I'll explain that when the time comes), and now you know about it.
The truck did not flip, and there were no signs that driver was injured, but we're not sure. Now let's get down to the fun part. Here's what the public has to say: Keturah says: "It was bad. But they got the truck out of there with a tow." Ezra says: "That it was very very dangerous and may or may not be made by "Ezra DeVyldere Explosives" (patent pending) and a lighter." Jewel says: "I am not affiliated with him." Sarah says: "No comment."
Rumour column Steve (Ezra's giant stuffed dog) is alive. Grace is going to Seaside for her last Tournament. Strawberries smell like summer.
News flash (Did you know?) That Elijah is planning on going to Seattle with the pro-life club on spring break? That George Washington's name was GEORGE? That Grace and Faith have a heater named "Digit"? Now you know
#StuffMarkBowsersays "I always forget the algorithm for cutting onions." #stuffmarkbowsersays "It was optimal last week." #stuffmarkbowsersays "My brother has a thumb, but I don't think he's ever used it that way before." #stuffmarkbowsersays
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Movie stars
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Txting thumbs, TTYL
I want a pony, and a bike. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Blocktopia, by Ezra and Keturah
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