The Weekly Comet 31 (comments and criticisms welcome)

The Hazardous Hedge Heist Hullabaloo Half our hedge is missing!!! We woke up a few mornings ago just to find the wind slash rain slash snow had killed half of our hedge that separates our neighbors yard and our yard. Now we can see their house and they can see ours, but that's not the worst part. Some people have suspicions that the weather was not the cause of this. Some say that the L.K.S has to do with this mishap, (because they were found responsible when that tree fell in the forest), others say that laughritus killed it. All in all, you can't be too careful now, you never know who will be around the corner with plant poison, so watch out.
Pizza/board game party Last Saturday night, Jerusha and down gathered in the DeVyldere household for an epic pizza/board game party. There was pizza, root beer, and games like 6 person twister, (which ended in everyone falling on everyone else), Head Bandz, and a huge game of apples to apples where a certain #twitter star called Mark Bowser showed up. And at the end, there was a big clean up dance party. You might be asking yourself this question: "Why did they have a dance party?" Well, remember that book challenge a few papers ago? Everyone completed theirs, and the party was the prize. So remember, NEVER play twister with Elijah and Micah.
Anonymous tip: Keturah has a pet car named Bronco.
Grace, Jewel, and the Side of the Sea Yesterday Grandma DeVyldere (Dad D.'s mom) came to our house to take Grace and Jewel to a little country named Seaside in Washington. They will both be gone until Friday afternoon, and we will miss them greatly. Sarah says: "I miss them." Faith says: "I get my own room!" Jewel and Grace says: "Woohoo!!!!!"
Break an arm Tools: Two arms, a person to attach them to, and a bunch of kids. Rules:................................................................................................................................................... How to play: One person stands in the middle of a bunch of kids, sticks their arms out, and spins in a circle. While she spins in a circle, the kids try to grab on to the arms and they try to get to the next arm by running.
Rumour column Cookie got hit by a car. The L.K.S is tracking down "Berry" from Cloudy with A Chance of Meatballs 2. Susannah is staying at a hotel in Medford that has it's own water slide.
News flash (Did you know?) That the L.K.S are fixing up the chilin' place(A.K.A their hideout (A.K.A the fort))? That Rachel won her game against Crescent Valley? That T.W.C is coming out on Tuesdays now? Now you know
Kitten up a treehouse The tree house girls are getting a kitten! There have been rumours that he/she will either be named Bartholomew or Sulemi (pronounced: Su-lam-ee), (the combination of all their names), none of them confirmed, of course, but we're working on it. We do know that they are planning on getting him/him fairly young, fairly cute, and, (for reasons unknown), will not name her/him Supercalifragilistic. There will be more info. next week.
#StuffMarkBowsersays "We should one-up the tree house by getting sheep and harvesting them for wool." #stuffmarkbowsersays
And that was when I realized I was actually an Amish girl. #stuffmarkbowsersays "I look good when I put stuff on my head." #stuffmarkbowsersays
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Keturah and Ezra's shop



Jewel and Keturah's mug shots









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