Weekly Comet

The Weekly Comet 29 (comments and criticisms welcome)

O.S.U gymnastics On February 3rd, (A.K.A Monday this week), the DeVyldere girls and some friends went to go see the OSU gymnastics team compete against the Stanford gymnastics team. It, was, AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! But you may ask: "Why did you go?" Well, it's actually because our neighbor, Mrs. Voltz, used to be a gymnast at OSU and she could get a lot of free tickets. And because we like to watch people do cool things you didn't think we're possible, and it was either that or watching the monkeys from Horton Hears a Who stuff an illegal amount of bananas in their mouths. Anywho, OSU won by 1 point, and it was really fun to watch. The security didn't like it when we went into the restricted area to get a close up shot of the girls, but it was well worth it because I recorded a floor routine that was amaze balls. Ya, that's right, I'm joining the abbrev. clu. Video:

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When in Reading, make lemonade Mom says: "Last Wednesday I went to Reading with Ms. Eddleman and I am going to Reading this week on Thursday and coming back on either Monday or Tuesday next week. I am going down with Aunt Janice and Ms. Heather and possibly Ms. Rhea and Ms. Eddleman and we are going to go to Friday night service and this thing called Heaven's scent." Note to all the Carinos/Olive Garden/Sharis owners in California: They're coming for you. I suggest you stock up on as much ice tea as possible.

The Abbrev. clu. (Note: Ages 30 and up may not be able to understand the following story. But that's okay, just call our help lines at 555-555-5555, and we can get you the audio voice translation of the abbreviations and sort.) Hanban says: "The abbrev clu is an orgi dedi to abbrevi long words. The mems inclu the presi, Susi, me, and evryone else are just stopper buyers. Our most com abrevs that we use are probs, and abrev. Have a totes amaze day!!!!!!

Anonymous tip: Keturah wore less than 10 colors today.

Ball dodge (The game that's sweeping the DeVyldere household, and also contributing to the number of injuries per week) Tools: A trampoline, at least 3 balls, and a screw driver. How to play: The 3 or more balls are on the trampoline, and the up to four kids try to avoid them. One kid starts out on all fours on the ground, trying to dodge the balls also, but if someone standing touches a ball, then they have to go on all fours. Rules: Rules? There are no rules. I do not know how the screw driver fits in but the L.K.S says it comes in handy. And that is how you play "Ball dodge."

Rumour column The L.K.S is avenging the death of Lewis the chicken by steaking out in the chicken pen and waiting for the hawk to come back. The parody off of "Baby" by Justin Bieber is coming out soon. Justin Bieber was caught drag racing at 80 miles per hour. Super fast.

News flash (Did you know?) That the first episode of the web show Elijah is starring in is coming out in roughly 2 weeks? That it snowed yesterday? That Wiltshire is the bacon Capital of the world? Now you know

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