The Weekly Comet 21 (comments and criticisms welcome)

A DeVyldere Christmas tree.
We got a Christmas tree!!!!!!
Last Saturday, the DeVylderes went out into the beloved snow covered Oregon and got a tree. It was bitter cold, and there was a giant forever ongoing snowball fight as we looked for the tree, but low and behold, we found it. The perfect tree is named Frosty, not after the supposed magic snowman, but because it's the first time we got a tree in the snow. We decorated Frosty last night and I think he was voted the best Christmas tree yet, out ranking all our old Christmas trees including last years' Vern and the Christmas tree from the year Keturah was born, Antenna. Frosty has lights on right now and the ceremony of putting ornaments on the tree will commence tonight, but here is some of what the familia has to say:
Keturah: "Well, I think he's beautiful, and that's all."
Ezra says: "No comment."
Jewel says: "What do I have to say about Frosty? I don't know what do I have say about Frosty."
Sarah says: "I stood behind Frosty."
Faith says: "Christmas is definitely better with Frosty."
Grace says: "He's looking a bit green, I think he's sick."
(Grace was abducted by the L.K.S shortly afterwards due to the fact that that was a kind of pathetic joke.)
Rachel says: "Frosty is a very good tree."
Elijah says: "............ ."
Hannah says: "Well, don't tell him I said this, but he looks a little chubby. I don't know if it's all the cooking that's been going on, or if it's the death of Santa Claus, or if it's the impending doom of Santa Claws, but he's definitely gained some weight."
(Hannah is now in the penalty box for insulting our family tree.)
Mom says: "I think he has great name."
Dad says: "It's a good tree."
The Rosetta Snowman
We built a snowman! Well, it's really a snow girl, but whatever gender, we made a small little cute person out of snow and it's adorable. The people that made it are Sarah and me but what makes it special is the creative things we used for substitutes. We used beads for eyes, a pacifier for a pacifier, twigs for eyebrows, sticks for hands, and a hat and scarf to keep her warm. Sarah and me are very proud of our snowgirl, and we named her Rosetta snow.
The L.K.S versus Santa Claws
A new movie is coming out called "The L.K.S versus Santa Claws."
Grace is the head director with me being the assistant director and costume designer.
We're hoping to get this filmed and done by Christmas, but the actors are a little hard to work with, especially Elijah, who wouldn't want to be Santa Claws? Well anyway, here's what the actors and producer has to say and then a list of who is who:
Keturah says: "It's nice and I'm not going to the premiere."
Ezra says: "No comment."
Jewel says: "You wanna know why we have a big T.V? Because behind it is our chimney."
Sarah says: "Grace says we're breaking up, but we're not!"
Elijah: "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe."
Grace says: "It's a blockbuster, we bust blocks. And due to the fact that Elijah saw the L.K.S fake fight, Elijah has agreed to be Santa Claws."
Elijah: Santa Claws
Keturah: Keturah.
Ezra: Ezra
Jewel: Jewel
Sarah: Sarah
Faith: All the extras
Chuck Norris joke: Latin once insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Rumor column
Hannah's ex-fiance got kicked off The Voice
The fake snow outside is melting
Rachel Sarah got a 5 day weekend and counting
Ezra and Elijah over decorated their room for Christmas
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