The Weekly Comet 2 (comments and criticisms welcome)
Graduation We are now halfway through a full week of excitement\chaos. As you may know, today is the last day of school! Well, for most school people, ( we stop as soon as the weather turns sunny.) And, because school is getting out, there are graduations! We have three people graduating this year, Jerusha from OSU, ***** from LBCC, and Hannah from South Albany high school. Their graduations were / are on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, (every other day.) So, to lower the commotion of having all of these events in one week, we are having a big three-person graduation on this Sunday. Jerusha's and *****'s graduations are on Thursday and Saturday, so they will be interviewed in the next edition. Hannah says: "I am graduating from South Albany high-school with my associates degree. And I am going to West Lynn college in Mc Minville in September, (an hour and a half away, (we will miss you.) Hannah also gave a speech, (because she was valedictorian!!!!!!!!!!(no big or any thing.) And, she sang a song in her speech!!! She's just that awesome.")
Pics will be shown in the photo gallery.
2. World news: Elijah will not be writing the world column this week. The problem is that since it is the end of school, there are finals. Elijah has been working around the clock on his finals, and so, he has not been able to write the world column. We would also like to point out that Elijah had a final yesterday for math (the worst subject ever) and got better than best (53 out of 50.) And, he has another one today. Good luck Eli jahmark!! !
Movie column Movies or documentaries coming: None.
Music videos coming out: 1. A Mid-nites music video to the song "We are." Coming out next Tuesday (hopefully.) Tickets will be sold in the living room 1 to 2 pm Thursday.
Volley ball There has been a lot of spiking, setting, and bumping a ball in a game known to humans as "volleyball." There have been many games and tournaments in our back yard, (but Rachel almost always won,) until one Wednesday night when we were having a big game with all the bigger kids; and at a time out, Grace went up to the net, Elijah tried to grab her with the net, and grace's earring that she was supposed to keep in for 6 weeks fell out. The back landed in her hand, but the needle part is still out there somewhere. Since then, there have not been many games of volleyball because no one wants to get stabbed in the foot by a piece of metal.
Anonymous tip: Ezra is adding a yellow jacket nest to his zoo.(Run for your lives!!)
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OK , So they're pretty cool, sharing a birthday and all, but the for the record, Mom was just trying to cut down on Birthdays ( like having 13 children cut down very much.) Back to the matter at hand, Hannah didn't dump her boy friend there jus.................. Whoops, I mean't Happy birthday to Joel and Haily (assuming that I'm not fired for calling her that.) I plan to bring you more birthday updates in outer space.
Thank you,
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Weekly Chuck Norris joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
