Special weather forecast update from your favorite newspaper

Just a friendly update from your favorite brightside looker: It's shnowing! In the shummer!!!!!!!!(Inside joke)
Congratulations to Oregon for it's first real snow in 2 years! People have been spewing out quote worthy things since 6:30 this morning, when Sarah woke everyone up and they found out only Elijah has school, but even his is delayed! So here's some of the things people have said:
Ezra says: "Beware, it's not whip cream, I'd know."
Sarah says: "We couldn't even find Cookie in this snow! We think she's burying underneath it."
Serena (a friend of the DeVylderes that came over) says: "It's a giant frosted mini wheat outside!
Grace says: "In my snow gear I look like a kiwi."
So there you have it. A special news update on the AWESOME SNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Patent pending...You know the rest.