Special news update: E.G.H.D.L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E.G.H.D.L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give up??? That acronym stands for Elijah Got His Drivers' License!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That means that he can drive himself and one other sibling for the next six months!!! This is an enormous milestone for Elijah especially since he is a very good driver. Plus, we have recent and possibly fictitious intel that the L.K.S is finally making their move by moving to cleveland they want to hijack Elijah and have him drive them there. Of course, very little thought was put into how they would get across the ocean, but they have many reasons for going to Cleveland: to join the cleveland L.K.S.I.C (the Little Kids Sociation In Cleveland), wear plaid wool skirts, and find out why anyone would ever want to play such a thing as the "Bagpipes" (no offense to anyone who likes/plays the bagpipes), so they pretty much have all they need.
Congratulations Elijah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!